lastjob.md
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settling the matchup
pulling both notices
comparing expiration dates
calling the fight
please hold.
news reporter vs product manager: news reporter dies first | lastjob.md
lastjob.md
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head to head
head to head
two jobs, one graveyard. who dies first.
FIRST TO DIE
news reporter
years left
0.5
last day
December 27, 2026
confidence
75%
rank
#693
clemency
NONE
00
years
00
days
00
hrs
00
min
00
sec
"the notice did not print. the printer is also obsolete."
VS
product manager
years left
1.1
last day
August 3, 2027
confidence
80%
rank
#547
clemency
NONE
00
years
00
days
00
hrs
00
min
00
sec
"the notice did not print. the printer is also obsolete."
verdict
news reporter
dies first
by 0.6 years. product manager gets an extra shift.
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