lastjob.md
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settling the matchup
pulling both notices
comparing expiration dates
calling the fight
please hold.
paramedic vs product manager: product manager dies first | lastjob.md
lastjob.md
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head to head
head to head
two jobs, one graveyard. who dies first.
paramedic
years left
22.6
last day
February 1, 2049
confidence
78%
rank
#1123
clemency
YES
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"the notice did not print. the printer is also obsolete."
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FIRST TO DIE
product manager
years left
1.1
last day
August 3, 2027
confidence
80%
rank
#547
clemency
NONE
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"the notice did not print. the printer is also obsolete."
verdict
product manager
dies first
by 21.5 years. paramedic gets an extra shift.
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