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the queue
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THE OBSOLESCENCE
QUEUE
every job, ranked by how soon the agents replace it.
top = dies first. bottom = lives longest.
187
professions ranked
102
die within 2 years
21
with mercy clause
26yr
longest survivor: surgeon
first 10 to fall
the early casualties. they go before the decade is out.
#1
podcast editor
146 days
87%
September 17 2026
→
#2
CMO
146 days
80%
September 17 2026
→
#3
seo specialist
183 days
76%
October 24 2026
→
#4
business intelligence analyst
183 days
76%
October 24 2026
→
#5
systems administrator
183 days
85%
October 24 2026
→
#6
news reporter
183 days
75%
October 24 2026
→
#7
landscaper
183 days
79%
October 24 2026
→
#8
transcriptionist
219 days
84%
November 30 2026
→
#9
growth marketer
219 days
78%
November 30 2026
→
#10
contract reviewer
219 days
83%
November 30 2026
→
the rest of the queue
ordered from next in line to longest survivor.
#11
IT support
219 days
94%
November 30 2026
→
#12
database administrator
219 days
89%
November 30 2026
→
#13
community manager
255 days
78%
January 5 2027
→
#14
graphic designer
255 days
78%
January 5 2027
→
#15
business analyst
255 days
81%
January 5 2027
→
#16
office manager
255 days
81%
January 5 2027
→
#17
machine learning engineer
255 days
74%
January 5 2027
→
#18
newspaper editor
255 days
72%
January 5 2027
→
#19
corporate trainer
255 days
93%
January 5 2027
→
#20
UX designer
292 days
73%
February 11 2027
→
#21
motion designer
292 days
90%
February 11 2027
→
#22
project manager
292 days
88%
February 11 2027
→
#23
program manager
292 days
87%
February 11 2027
→
#24
financial analyst
292 days
73%
February 11 2027
→
#25
fitness trainer
292 days
84%
February 11 2027
→
#26
mechanic
292 days
85%
February 11 2027
→
#27
compensation analyst
329 days
88%
March 19 2027
→
#28
compliance officer
329 days
78%
March 19 2027
→
#29
frontend developer
329 days
91%
March 19 2027
→
#30
radio host
329 days
86%
March 19 2027
→
#31
psychiatrist
329 days
90%
March 19 2027
→
#32
CFO
329 days
86%
March 19 2027
→
#33
illustrator
1.0 yr
78%
April 25 2027
→
#34
proofreader
1.0 yr
86%
April 25 2027
→
#35
data entry clerk
1.0 yr
88%
April 25 2027
→
#36
PPC specialist
1.0 yr
75%
April 25 2027
→
#37
market researcher
1.0 yr
91%
April 25 2027
→
#38
legal assistant
1.0 yr
77%
April 25 2027
→
#39
prompt engineer
1.0 yr
80%
April 25 2027
→
#40
teacher
1.0 yr
83%
April 25 2027
→
#41
language teacher
1.0 yr
73%
April 25 2027
→
#42
doctor
1.0 yr
95%
April 25 2027
→
#43
bartender
1.0 yr
73%
April 25 2027
→
#44
locksmith
1.0 yr
94%
April 25 2027
→
#45
truck driver
1.0 yr
92%
April 25 2027
→
#46
product manager
1.1 yr
80%
May 31 2027
→
#47
PR specialist
1.1 yr
86%
May 31 2027
→
#48
customer support agent
1.1 yr
84%
May 31 2027
→
#49
software engineer
1.1 yr
94%
May 31 2027
→
#50
QA engineer
1.1 yr
80%
May 31 2027
→
#51
help desk technician
1.1 yr
79%
May 31 2027
→
#52
university professor
1.1 yr
78%
May 31 2027
→
#53
instructional designer
1.1 yr
74%
May 31 2027
→
#54
delivery driver
1.1 yr
73%
May 31 2027
→
#55
copywriter
1.2 yr
76%
July 7 2027
→
#56
technical writer
1.2 yr
90%
July 7 2027
→
#57
data scientist
1.2 yr
77%
July 7 2027
→
#58
AI researcher
1.2 yr
86%
July 7 2027
→
#59
server
1.2 yr
74%
July 7 2027
→
#60
architect
1.2 yr
81%
July 7 2027
→
#61
screenwriter
1.3 yr
87%
August 12 2027
→
#62
performance marketer
1.3 yr
95%
August 12 2027
→
#63
claims adjuster
1.3 yr
74%
August 12 2027
→
#64
financial advisor
1.3 yr
92%
August 12 2027
→
#65
translator
1.4 yr
90%
September 18 2027
→
#66
account executive
1.4 yr
86%
September 18 2027
→
#67
mason
1.4 yr
79%
September 18 2027
→
#68
actor
1.4 yr
73%
September 18 2027
→
#69
director
1.4 yr
83%
September 18 2027
→
#70
UI designer
1.5 yr
80%
October 24 2027
→
#71
email marketer
1.5 yr
86%
October 24 2027
→
#72
recruiter
1.5 yr
94%
October 24 2027
→
#73
HR generalist
1.5 yr
79%
October 24 2027
→
#74
actuary
1.5 yr
85%
October 24 2027
→
#75
QA tester
1.5 yr
89%
October 24 2027
→
#76
journalist
1.5 yr
90%
October 24 2027
→
#77
security guard
1.5 yr
75%
October 24 2027
→
#78
dancer
1.5 yr
77%
October 24 2027
→
#79
ghostwriter
1.6 yr
77%
November 30 2027
→
#80
corporate lawyer
1.6 yr
75%
November 30 2027
→
#81
market analyst
1.6 yr
85%
November 30 2027
→
#82
welder
1.6 yr
82%
November 30 2027
→
#83
taxi driver
1.6 yr
73%
November 30 2027
→
#84
product designer
1.7 yr
83%
January 5 2028
→
#85
bookkeeper
1.7 yr
82%
January 5 2028
→
#86
mortgage broker
1.7 yr
81%
January 5 2028
→
#87
patent agent
1.7 yr
80%
January 5 2028
→
#88
HVAC technician
1.7 yr
94%
January 5 2028
→
#89
wedding photographer
1.7 yr
77%
January 5 2028
→
#90
strategy consultant
1.7 yr
74%
January 5 2028
→
#91
HR manager
1.8 yr
73%
February 11 2028
→
#92
lawyer
1.8 yr
80%
February 11 2028
→
#93
caregiver
1.8 yr
87%
February 11 2028
→
#94
scheduler
1.9 yr
83%
March 18 2028
→
#95
brand manager
1.9 yr
85%
March 18 2028
→
#96
sourcer
1.9 yr
78%
March 18 2028
→
#97
SRE engineer
1.9 yr
75%
March 18 2028
→
#98
train conductor
1.9 yr
76%
March 18 2028
→
#99
police officer
1.9 yr
91%
March 18 2028
→
#100
musician
1.9 yr
76%
March 18 2028
→
#101
housekeeper
1.9 yr
91%
March 18 2028
→
#102
valet
1.9 yr
89%
March 18 2028
→
#103
operations manager
2 yrs
86%
April 24 2028
→
#104
learning and development specialist
2 yrs
86%
April 24 2028
→
#105
social media manager
2 yrs
87%
May 30 2028
→
#106
accountant
2 yrs
86%
May 30 2028
→
#107
insurance underwriter
2 yrs
93%
May 30 2028
→
#108
full stack developer
2 yrs
96%
May 30 2028
→
#109
cinematographer
2 yrs
83%
May 30 2028
→
#110
stock broker
2 yrs
82%
July 6 2028
→
#111
devops engineer
2 yrs
96%
July 6 2028
→
#112
hair stylist
2 yrs
85%
July 6 2028
→
#113
talent acquisition specialist
2 yrs
78%
August 11 2028
→
#114
real estate agent
2 yrs
78%
August 11 2028
→
#115
yoga instructor
2 yrs
88%
August 11 2028
→
#116
CTO
2 yrs
82%
August 11 2028
→
#117
management consultant
2 yrs
92%
August 11 2028
→
#118
receptionist
2 yrs
81%
September 17 2028
→
#119
investment banker
2 yrs
75%
September 17 2028
→
#120
paralegal
2 yrs
87%
September 17 2028
→
#121
security analyst
2 yrs
93%
September 17 2028
→
#122
tutor
2 yrs
78%
September 17 2028
→
#123
handyman
2 yrs
86%
September 17 2028
→
#124
pilot
2 yrs
95%
September 17 2028
→
#125
flight attendant
2 yrs
79%
September 17 2028
→
#126
video editor
3 yrs
84%
November 29 2028
→
#127
executive assistant
3 yrs
94%
November 29 2028
→
#128
administrative assistant
3 yrs
89%
November 29 2028
→
#129
communications manager
3 yrs
85%
November 29 2028
→
#130
account manager
3 yrs
84%
November 29 2028
→
#131
customer success manager
3 yrs
88%
November 29 2028
→
#132
auditor
3 yrs
85%
November 29 2028
→
#133
social worker
3 yrs
79%
November 29 2028
→
#134
cleaner
3 yrs
73%
November 29 2028
→
#135
content marketer
3 yrs
85%
January 5 2029
→
#136
photo editor
3 yrs
83%
January 5 2029
→
#137
blogger
3 yrs
80%
January 5 2029
→
#138
HR business partner
3 yrs
94%
January 5 2029
→
#139
sales development rep
3 yrs
95%
January 5 2029
→
#140
data analyst
3 yrs
73%
January 5 2029
→
#141
dentist
3 yrs
79%
January 5 2029
→
#142
line cook
3 yrs
76%
January 5 2029
→
#143
rideshare driver
3 yrs
73%
January 5 2029
→
#144
bus driver
3 yrs
88%
January 5 2029
→
#145
CEO
3 yrs
95%
January 5 2029
→
#146
COO
3 yrs
86%
January 5 2029
→
#147
tax preparer
3 yrs
95%
February 10 2029
→
#148
mobile developer
3 yrs
76%
February 10 2029
→
#149
network engineer
3 yrs
78%
February 10 2029
→
#150
dental hygienist
3 yrs
76%
February 10 2029
→
#151
barista
3 yrs
94%
February 10 2029
→
#152
esthetician
3 yrs
88%
February 10 2029
→
#153
roofer
3 yrs
93%
February 10 2029
→
#154
dog walker
3 yrs
79%
February 10 2029
→
#155
content writer
3 yrs
95%
March 19 2029
→
#156
content strategist
3 yrs
79%
March 19 2029
→
#157
marketing manager
3 yrs
75%
March 19 2029
→
#158
call center agent
3 yrs
87%
March 19 2029
→
#159
backend developer
3 yrs
79%
March 19 2029
→
#160
penetration tester
3 yrs
82%
March 19 2029
→
#161
editor
3 yrs
75%
March 19 2029
→
#162
corrections officer
3 yrs
79%
March 19 2029
→
#163
photographer
3 yrs
81%
March 19 2029
→
#164
interior designer
3 yrs
86%
March 19 2029
→
#165
sales operations analyst
3 yrs
76%
April 24 2029
→
#166
painter
3 yrs
85%
April 24 2029
→
#167
chef
8 yrs
mercy
73%
August 12 2034
→
#168
electrician
9 yrs
mercy
73%
March 19 2035
→
#169
florist
9 yrs
mercy
55%
April 25 2035
→
#170
physical therapist
9 yrs
mercy
59%
May 31 2035
→
#171
farmer
10 yrs
mercy
56%
August 11 2036
→
#172
firefighter
11 yrs
mercy
61%
February 10 2037
→
#173
midwife
11 yrs
mercy
56%
May 31 2037
→
#174
doula
12 yrs
mercy
61%
February 10 2038
→
#175
nurse
13 yrs
mercy
66%
January 5 2039
→
#176
therapist
17 yrs
mercy
59%
July 7 2043
→
#177
massage therapist
18 yrs
mercy
62%
October 24 2043
→
#178
carpenter
19 yrs
mercy
70%
May 31 2045
→
#179
plumber
21 yrs
mercy
61%
October 24 2046
→
#180
barber
21 yrs
mercy
61%
November 30 2046
→
#181
occupational therapist
22 yrs
mercy
68%
March 18 2048
→
#182
paramedic
23 yrs
mercy
78%
November 29 2048
→
#183
hospice worker
24 yrs
mercy
62%
November 29 2049
→
#184
psychotherapist
24 yrs
mercy
69%
August 12 2050
→
#185
tattoo artist
24 yrs
mercy
61%
September 17 2050
→
#186
veterinarian
25 yrs
mercy
76%
August 12 2051
→
#187
surgeon
26 yrs
mercy
79%
January 5 2052
→
first to fall:
podcast editor
in 146 days.
longest survivor:
surgeon
for 26 yrs.
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