lastjob.md//the queue
live ranking · updated continuously

THE OBSOLESCENCE
QUEUE

every job, ranked by how soon the agents replace it.
top = dies first. bottom = lives longest.

187
professions ranked
102
die within 2 years
21
with mercy clause
26yr
longest survivor: surgeon
first 10 to fall
the early casualties. they go before the decade is out.
  1. #1podcast editor146 days87%September 17 2026→
  2. #2CMO146 days80%September 17 2026→
  3. #3seo specialist183 days76%October 24 2026→
  4. #4business intelligence analyst183 days76%October 24 2026→
  5. #5systems administrator183 days85%October 24 2026→
  6. #6news reporter183 days75%October 24 2026→
  7. #7landscaper183 days79%October 24 2026→
  8. #8transcriptionist219 days84%November 30 2026→
  9. #9growth marketer219 days78%November 30 2026→
  10. #10contract reviewer219 days83%November 30 2026→
the rest of the queue
ordered from next in line to longest survivor.
  1. #11IT support219 days94%November 30 2026→
  2. #12database administrator219 days89%November 30 2026→
  3. #13community manager255 days78%January 5 2027→
  4. #14graphic designer255 days78%January 5 2027→
  5. #15business analyst255 days81%January 5 2027→
  6. #16office manager255 days81%January 5 2027→
  7. #17machine learning engineer255 days74%January 5 2027→
  8. #18newspaper editor255 days72%January 5 2027→
  9. #19corporate trainer255 days93%January 5 2027→
  10. #20UX designer292 days73%February 11 2027→
  11. #21motion designer292 days90%February 11 2027→
  12. #22project manager292 days88%February 11 2027→
  13. #23program manager292 days87%February 11 2027→
  14. #24financial analyst292 days73%February 11 2027→
  15. #25fitness trainer292 days84%February 11 2027→
  16. #26mechanic292 days85%February 11 2027→
  17. #27compensation analyst329 days88%March 19 2027→
  18. #28compliance officer329 days78%March 19 2027→
  19. #29frontend developer329 days91%March 19 2027→
  20. #30radio host329 days86%March 19 2027→
  21. #31psychiatrist329 days90%March 19 2027→
  22. #32CFO329 days86%March 19 2027→
  23. #33illustrator1.0 yr78%April 25 2027→
  24. #34proofreader1.0 yr86%April 25 2027→
  25. #35data entry clerk1.0 yr88%April 25 2027→
  26. #36PPC specialist1.0 yr75%April 25 2027→
  27. #37market researcher1.0 yr91%April 25 2027→
  28. #38legal assistant1.0 yr77%April 25 2027→
  29. #39prompt engineer1.0 yr80%April 25 2027→
  30. #40teacher1.0 yr83%April 25 2027→
  31. #41language teacher1.0 yr73%April 25 2027→
  32. #42doctor1.0 yr95%April 25 2027→
  33. #43bartender1.0 yr73%April 25 2027→
  34. #44locksmith1.0 yr94%April 25 2027→
  35. #45truck driver1.0 yr92%April 25 2027→
  36. #46product manager1.1 yr80%May 31 2027→
  37. #47PR specialist1.1 yr86%May 31 2027→
  38. #48customer support agent1.1 yr84%May 31 2027→
  39. #49software engineer1.1 yr94%May 31 2027→
  40. #50QA engineer1.1 yr80%May 31 2027→
  41. #51help desk technician1.1 yr79%May 31 2027→
  42. #52university professor1.1 yr78%May 31 2027→
  43. #53instructional designer1.1 yr74%May 31 2027→
  44. #54delivery driver1.1 yr73%May 31 2027→
  45. #55copywriter1.2 yr76%July 7 2027→
  46. #56technical writer1.2 yr90%July 7 2027→
  47. #57data scientist1.2 yr77%July 7 2027→
  48. #58AI researcher1.2 yr86%July 7 2027→
  49. #59server1.2 yr74%July 7 2027→
  50. #60architect1.2 yr81%July 7 2027→
  51. #61screenwriter1.3 yr87%August 12 2027→
  52. #62performance marketer1.3 yr95%August 12 2027→
  53. #63claims adjuster1.3 yr74%August 12 2027→
  54. #64financial advisor1.3 yr92%August 12 2027→
  55. #65translator1.4 yr90%September 18 2027→
  56. #66account executive1.4 yr86%September 18 2027→
  57. #67mason1.4 yr79%September 18 2027→
  58. #68actor1.4 yr73%September 18 2027→
  59. #69director1.4 yr83%September 18 2027→
  60. #70UI designer1.5 yr80%October 24 2027→
  61. #71email marketer1.5 yr86%October 24 2027→
  62. #72recruiter1.5 yr94%October 24 2027→
  63. #73HR generalist1.5 yr79%October 24 2027→
  64. #74actuary1.5 yr85%October 24 2027→
  65. #75QA tester1.5 yr89%October 24 2027→
  66. #76journalist1.5 yr90%October 24 2027→
  67. #77security guard1.5 yr75%October 24 2027→
  68. #78dancer1.5 yr77%October 24 2027→
  69. #79ghostwriter1.6 yr77%November 30 2027→
  70. #80corporate lawyer1.6 yr75%November 30 2027→
  71. #81market analyst1.6 yr85%November 30 2027→
  72. #82welder1.6 yr82%November 30 2027→
  73. #83taxi driver1.6 yr73%November 30 2027→
  74. #84product designer1.7 yr83%January 5 2028→
  75. #85bookkeeper1.7 yr82%January 5 2028→
  76. #86mortgage broker1.7 yr81%January 5 2028→
  77. #87patent agent1.7 yr80%January 5 2028→
  78. #88HVAC technician1.7 yr94%January 5 2028→
  79. #89wedding photographer1.7 yr77%January 5 2028→
  80. #90strategy consultant1.7 yr74%January 5 2028→
  81. #91HR manager1.8 yr73%February 11 2028→
  82. #92lawyer1.8 yr80%February 11 2028→
  83. #93caregiver1.8 yr87%February 11 2028→
  84. #94scheduler1.9 yr83%March 18 2028→
  85. #95brand manager1.9 yr85%March 18 2028→
  86. #96sourcer1.9 yr78%March 18 2028→
  87. #97SRE engineer1.9 yr75%March 18 2028→
  88. #98train conductor1.9 yr76%March 18 2028→
  89. #99police officer1.9 yr91%March 18 2028→
  90. #100musician1.9 yr76%March 18 2028→
  91. #101housekeeper1.9 yr91%March 18 2028→
  92. #102valet1.9 yr89%March 18 2028→
  93. #103operations manager2 yrs86%April 24 2028→
  94. #104learning and development specialist2 yrs86%April 24 2028→
  95. #105social media manager2 yrs87%May 30 2028→
  96. #106accountant2 yrs86%May 30 2028→
  97. #107insurance underwriter2 yrs93%May 30 2028→
  98. #108full stack developer2 yrs96%May 30 2028→
  99. #109cinematographer2 yrs83%May 30 2028→
  100. #110stock broker2 yrs82%July 6 2028→
  101. #111devops engineer2 yrs96%July 6 2028→
  102. #112hair stylist2 yrs85%July 6 2028→
  103. #113talent acquisition specialist2 yrs78%August 11 2028→
  104. #114real estate agent2 yrs78%August 11 2028→
  105. #115yoga instructor2 yrs88%August 11 2028→
  106. #116CTO2 yrs82%August 11 2028→
  107. #117management consultant2 yrs92%August 11 2028→
  108. #118receptionist2 yrs81%September 17 2028→
  109. #119investment banker2 yrs75%September 17 2028→
  110. #120paralegal2 yrs87%September 17 2028→
  111. #121security analyst2 yrs93%September 17 2028→
  112. #122tutor2 yrs78%September 17 2028→
  113. #123handyman2 yrs86%September 17 2028→
  114. #124pilot2 yrs95%September 17 2028→
  115. #125flight attendant2 yrs79%September 17 2028→
  116. #126video editor3 yrs84%November 29 2028→
  117. #127executive assistant3 yrs94%November 29 2028→
  118. #128administrative assistant3 yrs89%November 29 2028→
  119. #129communications manager3 yrs85%November 29 2028→
  120. #130account manager3 yrs84%November 29 2028→
  121. #131customer success manager3 yrs88%November 29 2028→
  122. #132auditor3 yrs85%November 29 2028→
  123. #133social worker3 yrs79%November 29 2028→
  124. #134cleaner3 yrs73%November 29 2028→
  125. #135content marketer3 yrs85%January 5 2029→
  126. #136photo editor3 yrs83%January 5 2029→
  127. #137blogger3 yrs80%January 5 2029→
  128. #138HR business partner3 yrs94%January 5 2029→
  129. #139sales development rep3 yrs95%January 5 2029→
  130. #140data analyst3 yrs73%January 5 2029→
  131. #141dentist3 yrs79%January 5 2029→
  132. #142line cook3 yrs76%January 5 2029→
  133. #143rideshare driver3 yrs73%January 5 2029→
  134. #144bus driver3 yrs88%January 5 2029→
  135. #145CEO3 yrs95%January 5 2029→
  136. #146COO3 yrs86%January 5 2029→
  137. #147tax preparer3 yrs95%February 10 2029→
  138. #148mobile developer3 yrs76%February 10 2029→
  139. #149network engineer3 yrs78%February 10 2029→
  140. #150dental hygienist3 yrs76%February 10 2029→
  141. #151barista3 yrs94%February 10 2029→
  142. #152esthetician3 yrs88%February 10 2029→
  143. #153roofer3 yrs93%February 10 2029→
  144. #154dog walker3 yrs79%February 10 2029→
  145. #155content writer3 yrs95%March 19 2029→
  146. #156content strategist3 yrs79%March 19 2029→
  147. #157marketing manager3 yrs75%March 19 2029→
  148. #158call center agent3 yrs87%March 19 2029→
  149. #159backend developer3 yrs79%March 19 2029→
  150. #160penetration tester3 yrs82%March 19 2029→
  151. #161editor3 yrs75%March 19 2029→
  152. #162corrections officer3 yrs79%March 19 2029→
  153. #163photographer3 yrs81%March 19 2029→
  154. #164interior designer3 yrs86%March 19 2029→
  155. #165sales operations analyst3 yrs76%April 24 2029→
  156. #166painter3 yrs85%April 24 2029→
  157. #167chef8 yrsmercy73%August 12 2034→
  158. #168electrician9 yrsmercy73%March 19 2035→
  159. #169florist9 yrsmercy55%April 25 2035→
  160. #170physical therapist9 yrsmercy59%May 31 2035→
  161. #171farmer10 yrsmercy56%August 11 2036→
  162. #172firefighter11 yrsmercy61%February 10 2037→
  163. #173midwife11 yrsmercy56%May 31 2037→
  164. #174doula12 yrsmercy61%February 10 2038→
  165. #175nurse13 yrsmercy66%January 5 2039→
  166. #176therapist17 yrsmercy59%July 7 2043→
  167. #177massage therapist18 yrsmercy62%October 24 2043→
  168. #178carpenter19 yrsmercy70%May 31 2045→
  169. #179plumber21 yrsmercy61%October 24 2046→
  170. #180barber21 yrsmercy61%November 30 2046→
  171. #181occupational therapist22 yrsmercy68%March 18 2048→
  172. #182paramedic23 yrsmercy78%November 29 2048→
  173. #183hospice worker24 yrsmercy62%November 29 2049→
  174. #184psychotherapist24 yrsmercy69%August 12 2050→
  175. #185tattoo artist24 yrsmercy61%September 17 2050→
  176. #186veterinarian25 yrsmercy76%August 12 2051→
  177. #187surgeon26 yrsmercy79%January 5 2052→
first to fall: podcast editor in 146 days.
longest survivor: surgeon for 26 yrs.
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